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Lorelai: The team needs you!
Dean: What team?!
Lorelai: Pick a team, it needs you!
Lorelai: Wile E. Coyote used them, that's how common they were.
Emily: Who?
Lorelai: The cartoon, he was always trying to drop an anvil on the road runners head, or shoot it at him out of a giant slingshot or fire it at him out of a cannon, inevitably, the cannon tilted up, shot it in the air, it fell down, and made an anvil shaped impression on Wile E. Coyote's head.
Emily: This is a cartoon?
Lorelai: No, no, this just happened to me the other day, I was walking down the street and this giant anvil... YES MOTHER IT'S A CARTOON!
Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: But - uh, but...
Jackson: Soon.
Sookie: Are you pregnant?
Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.

Karma

Erica Hahn: So how have you been, Preston? Last time I saw you, you stole my patient's heart. Then you got shot. Karma rocks.

Good point :D

Booth: God does not make mistakes.
Angela: I don't know - putting testicles on the outside doesn't seem like such a good idea.
Foreman: Well, it's taken over us just over an hour to prove she has a very boring subconscious.
House: Anyone ever tell you that you can be a buzzkill?
Chase, Thirteen, Taub (together): Yes.

Indeed...

Sheldon: You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker

Sarcastic marshmallow

Leonard: When are you going to stop making Cylon toast?
Sheldon: When I have enough to destroy every human toast in the battleship known as Galactica.

Spoiler alert!

Jenna: You know, I met J.J. Abrams once. And I don't know what this means but he said the island is just Hurley's dream.

Quote of the day

"If you had no spine you'd be walking funny" Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel), Gilmore Girls